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fuckyeahtroyvanleeuwen:

Tweezil von Smoothy #TVL #QOTSA
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I’m learning about shipping and otps lmfao thx to my bfff let’s call her the #1 1D fan


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missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

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buttart:


there’s so much going on in this gif

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

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BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

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My friend gets me all into Zayn and then tells me he’s engaged. WTF so cruel.


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i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

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Anonymous asked: So like, I was fingering this girl and she didn't look like she was having too much fun so I asked her whats wrong? and she said my nails were too long and it felt like someone was fingering her with a pair of scissors. When I pulled my fingers out there was blood all over them and I freaked out and didn't want her to see that I made her bleed so I licked my fingers clean and then I started licking her vag clean and she though I was giving her head. I dont feel very good now what should I do?

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analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

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haley-the-humann:

So true it hurts