crimsonamethyst:

this is my life.
realfart:

this should be an oil painting

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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(Source: peterthestarcatcher, via pizza)


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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

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  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun

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lagos2bahia:

So many men have internalized the lie that they have uncontrollable sex drives, and no way to control their anger. They aren’t ashamed of their abusive behavior because they see it as a something natural to them and maybe even central to their masculinity. It’s scary as hell.

(via justsay-youlove-me)


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guy:

stability:

What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon

What do you mean most people leave their rooms

(via justsay-youlove-me)


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cam-frye:

When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time

(via sacredmorbid)


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suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

(via sacredmorbid)


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stability:

singingonpavements:

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette

its been pretty hard to shake off the harry potter role and he’s still gotta pay the bills