Why did I tell you that.

- six word story (via c-yclone)

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lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 
aravenwritingdesk:

realspacecowboy:

dad duties

NOT TODAY NOT TODAY
ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa


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ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

image

This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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donnawhodonnawu:

I’m not mentally prepared to be in a committed relationship yet

I can’t even tell when an avocado is ripe enough to eat

(via rouge--stark)


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mexicanfoodporn:

Bienvenidos al paraíso 
Welcome to Paradise 
Photo:veva gomez


theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

(via bigbagofdicks)


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gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

(via pizza)


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