in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

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I saw a beautiful security guard at six flags yesterday. Very handsome. It’s too bad i wont ever see him again lol. also, my friend and I got stuck on three roller coasters. I won’t be getting on roller coasters any time soon.

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The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

-Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

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i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

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Dear White America: Wilson had ZERO reason to murder Mike

Spread this like wildfire~Tae

Racist white person be like “But the nigger stilll stole!” smh

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Anonymous asked: i'm not into fat chicks but if i wasn't already seeing someone id still totally bang you



Even if I’m really thirsty, I’d rather not drink from the toilet.


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today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

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There We Go. We Could Be Perfect in Your World, I Know. Variant Vinylography. Finally hung them up.


Autopsy report showed that mike brown had no drugs in his system and the store owners said that there was no robbery so what the fuck else do you racist ass whites want

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